Bro JJ, You have to ensure that the following are done when I'm gone... Else, I will come after you!
When I die
1) Please DO NOT bring my body back home. I want to go straight from the mortuary to the crematorium.
2) I want a funky looking coffin (must have blue, silver and black colours). It can be an eco coffin not because i am environmentally friendly but because it looks different.
3) The coffin must be covered completely. I want everyone to remember the cheerful me and not the DEAD and LIFELESS me..
4) Dun allow any of the oldies to hug my parents or siblings and cry (in fact, the right word is wail)... No crying! (if la...)
5) Please remember...I do not owe anyone any money. I am a loan free person :)
I like this mode of transport for my last journey but dun think its available here...so I will save u the trouble...normal means will suffice.
