Bro JJ, You have to ensure that the following are done when I'm gone... Else, I will come after you!
When I die
1) Please DO NOT bring my body back home. I want to go straight from the mortuary to the crematorium.
2) I want a funky looking coffin (must have blue, silver and black colours). It can be an eco coffin not because i am environmentally friendly but because it looks different.
3) The coffin must be covered completely. I want everyone to remember the cheerful me and not the DEAD and LIFELESS me..
4) Dun allow any of the oldies to hug my parents or siblings and cry (in fact, the right word is wail)... No crying! (if la...)
5) Please remember...I do not owe anyone any money. I am a loan free person :)
I like this mode of transport for my last journey but dun think its available here...so I will save u the trouble...normal means will suffice.
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Hey pretty gal, Wake up!!!
By the time you leave this world, Bro JJ will be toothless and would have retired at some white beaches with bikini-clad women all surrounding him....he will not have the time for such things! opppsss.........
Also, all these coffins will be outdated....why dun you put your creative mind to find a rich man to marry! hahhaha - oleh oleh~
Bro JJ (aka Pumpkin), Get it done.
Else u will be surrounded by bikini-clad men.
That's a triump motorcycle in the last picture; quite cool. However, I would prefer the porsche cayenne for my coffin.
Black coffin in a "stretched" black porsche driven by man in black wearing shades. Hey, that's super cool!!
Maybe I should consider becoming a funeral director :)
u might totally revamp the age old industry with your revolutionary thinking. People will be flocking to pay you in advance for your service...what a business model!! Like Dell, you get paid probably years in advance before your actual cost!
harlow gal, the year has just started and you are talkin about ur last journey..it's good to be prepared..but in this way...
Sorry 3rd Sis. Mistook you for JJ. All my siblings seem to have the same thinking...Got a little confused.
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